urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit "I am my own army, a million times more numerous than yours." plasticshit 2007-09-15T10:46:03Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:22680 2007-09-15T10:46:03Z 2007-09-15T10:46:03Z okay, it has been years since i last logged in to this site and i am pretty amazed that my profile/blog page is still here..&nbsp; yipee.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:22429 2005-05-04T04:20:33Z 2005-05-04T04:20:33Z ako si patay na bata....<br /><br /><br />joseph : ampz<br />joseph : ahehe<br />joseph : woi<br />joseph : san kau naun?<br />joseph : ungas<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: EXCEL KAMI NI BHEL<br />joseph : reply<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: WALA TITSER EH<br />joseph : a..<br />joseph : astig<br />joseph : kmi d2 kmi naun sa comp lab namin eh<br />joseph : ksama ko cna shan at ung mga bagong prensyips ko pare<br />joseph : aheheh<br />joseph : ungas<br />joseph : kwen2<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: SINO SI SHAN?<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: CHIX?<br />joseph : shane ungas<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: ahhh...<br />joseph : ungas<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: si shane<br />joseph : bagal mo mag reply ah<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: hi shane!<br />joseph : ala nma<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: gumagawa ako proyekto<br />joseph : ah<br />joseph : ahehehehe<br />joseph : pare<br />joseph : dalamin nio naman ako d2<br />joseph : ako lng dumadalaw jan eh<br />joseph : tsk tsk tsk<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, pag may uras<br />joseph : ampz<br />joseph : bat ako?? kit alang oras pnta ako jan pare<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, cge daw sabi ni vhel<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: bhe;<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: bhel<br />joseph : pramis yan pare ah\<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: ampz, lecheng keyboard<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: oo daw<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: miss j<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: miss ka na daw ni bhel<br />joseph : miss ku n din kau pare<br />joseph : ampz kau eh<br />joseph : d kau dumadalaw<br />joseph : ungas<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, dalaw tau trinity nakauniporme<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: kaya mo&gt;?<br />BUZZ!!!<br />joseph : uo nog<br />joseph : sa june punta tlga ako dun<br />joseph : pag may id at uniform na ako pare<br />joseph : para mag kaalaman na<br />joseph : ahehehehehehe<br />joseph : stooog<br />xXxpataynabataxXx: stuuuuuug<br />joseph : ahehehe urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:22198 2005-03-15T09:42:24Z 2005-03-15T09:42:24Z <font size="+1" color="blue" face="eraserdust">online na naman ako<br /></font><center><img src="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/sepia.1.gif"><center></center></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:21786 2005-02-01T07:13:10Z 2005-02-01T07:13:10Z January is now over, and what a roller coaster ride it was! Early on in the month we made the huge announcement that Six Apart bought LiveJournal. The week after the announcement LiveJournal suffered a major power loss at its colocation facility (We're still fuming about it, but we're working to make sure we're better prepared if it happens again). The following week a bunch of us employees flew down to San Francisco to meet our new coworkers and to check out our new office. As you can see, January was unusually busy for us ;-p<br /><br />So, after meeting the new company, dealing with power loss and maintenance issues, and fixing up small bugs throughout, this month didn't leave us a lot of time to work on new or improved features. We did add a new statistics report to all pages served through the Express Lane that shows you the time saved in loading pages. We also worked on comment spam issues: anonymous comments now have all URLs un-linkified, and we pledged support for adding "rel=nofollow" to unknown links with Google.<br /><br />In ScrapBook news, we nailed down an annoying load balancing bug, which put an end to all of the "MD5 Mismatch" errors people were seeing. Mahlon wrote up a new style called Smoove which you can select for your account on the Your Styles page. As for additional disk space, we're conferring with our new parent company about the prices we originally decided on. Once we're done with that you'll be able to buy blocks of disk space directly from our store.<br /><br />Sorry about the short status post, we've been so awash in meetings, bug fixes, and trying to move an entire office down south that we haven't been working on our regular schedules. Hopefully the coming months will even out once we're settled down.<br /><br />I hope you all have a great February! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:21509 2005-01-30T10:36:53Z 2005-01-30T10:36:53Z Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams january is finally almost over. astig. malapit na ang birthday ko... yehey, mage-eighteen na ako. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:21341 2005-01-30T06:00:09Z 2005-01-30T06:00:09Z glutaphos : para daw sa memorya.. memory enhancer kumbaga.. Glutamic acid ..... 325 mg; Dicalcium phosphate ..... 200 mg; Thiamine hydrochloride ..... 5 mg; Vitamin B ..... 10 mcg. kung gumana di ko alam. nakalimutan ko pa rin ung mga inaral ko.<br /><br />red bull : energy drink daw.. supreme tong nabili ko. astigin-- extra strength. Calories ..... 110; Total fat ..... 0 g; Sodium ..... 240 mg; Total Carbohydrates ..... 26 g; Sugar ..... 26 g; Protein ..... less than 1 g. malupit to lalo akong inantok... eh insomiac ako. kala ko ba energy drink to?<br /><br />marlborro lights : pampalipas oras... pamparelax.. Nicotina ..... 99%; papel ..... 1%. eto, wala ako masabi, kaya siguro di tumalab ung glutaphos, dahil dito.<br /><br />isa lang ang natuklasan ko--mahirap mag-review kapag di ka interesado sa inaaral mo... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:21169 2005-01-09T04:39:28Z 2005-01-09T04:39:28Z <p class="MsoNormal">For once in my life I have someone who needs me </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Someone I've needed so long </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once, unafraid I can go where life leads me</p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Somehow I know I'll be strong </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once I can touch what my heart used to dream of </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Long before I knew ohh </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Someone warm like you </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Would make my dream come true yeah yeah yeah </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Not like it's hurt me before </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once I have something I know won't desert me</p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">I'm not alone anymore </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once I can say &quot;This is mine, you can't take<br />it!&quot; </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Long as I know I have love I can make it</p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once in my life I have someone who needs me </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once I can feel that somebody's heard my plea </p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">For once in my life I have someone who needs me</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:20858 2004-12-30T07:23:32Z 2004-12-30T07:23:32Z ../., urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:20662 2004-12-27T11:14:00Z 2004-12-27T11:14:00Z <center>isang kandila, tanda ng isang pag-asa</center><br /><center><img src="http://photos.friendster.com/photos/36/21/3821263/8421069142626l.jpg"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:20282 2004-12-26T04:36:36Z 2004-12-26T04:36:36Z december 26, putangina ina sa wakas tapos na ang pasko. ang araw ni kristo. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:19999 2004-12-24T10:32:36Z 2004-12-24T10:32:36Z <center><img src="http://www.carlandjills.karoo.net/Hline6.gif"></center><br /><br><br><br><center><img src="http://www.carlandjills.karoo.net/xslow.gif"></center><br /><center><img src="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/DSCI0257.gif"></center><br /><br><br><br><center><img src="http://www.carlandjills.karoo.net/Hline6.gif"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:19723 2004-12-22T04:41:43Z 2004-12-22T04:42:35Z <center><img src="http://photos.friendster.com/photos/36/21/3821263/8421069142626l.jpg"></center><br></br><center><font face="eraserdust" color="0060bf" size="+1">Para sa pagpanaw ng isang hari, isang kandila.</font></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:19510 2004-12-22T04:06:41Z 2004-12-22T04:06:41Z finally, nakapag-reformat na ako at nadownload ko na ulit itong livejournal client ko... shet. namiss ko to,.. <font size="+2">big night</font> na mamaya. astig. eat-and-drink-all-you-can buffet na ito. haha. badtrip wala ako magawa. at sa wakas gawa na rin ang internet namin... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:19387 2004-12-05T05:06:41Z 2004-12-05T05:06:41Z di siya marunong mag-ingles. mali mali. kaya wala ako matutunan sa klase niya at gusto ko ng i-drop ung subject na iyun. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:19104 2004-12-05T05:03:08Z 2004-12-05T05:03:08Z badtrip umay na umay na ako sa hamonado na ulam namen na isang linggon nang iniinit. sawang sawa na ako, badtrip. wala na bang iba? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:18887 2004-12-03T04:58:47Z 2004-12-03T04:58:47Z <font face="hirosh" color="#0060bf" size="+1">friday na at wala pa ring pasok dahil sa bagyo. astig. ang saya. sira ang computer namen nagluluko. badtrip. shet.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:18485 2004-11-25T11:58:35Z 2004-11-25T11:58:35Z masaya to. gumising ako ng pagkaaga-aga para <br />lang datnan ang gate ng trinity na nakasara at <br />walang tao sa loob. pero ok lang dahil maraming <br />katulad ko na huli sa balita na akala ay may pasok <br />din. nagsayang lang ako ng 100 Php sa <br />pamasahe. sana lagi na lang transport strike para <br />naeexercise ko ang aking pagiging likas na tanga. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:18387 2004-11-25T11:55:06Z 2004-11-25T11:55:06Z this is from <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_evade_neptune' lj:user='evade_neptune' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://evade-neptune.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://evade-neptune.livejournal.com/'><b>evade_neptune</b></a></span>:<br /><br />Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? <br />It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. <br />Do you know what’s not natural?<br />80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.<br />But we got pills for that.<br />We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,<br />but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?<br /><br />You know we have more prescription drugs now.<br />Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.<br />I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.<br />Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”<br />Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. <br />Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…<br />people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.<br />I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?<br />That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. <br /><br />The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.<br />Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.<br />If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?<br />What’s going to happen to our porno industry?<br />These women don’t just grown on trees. <br />It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.<br />And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?<br /><br />Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.<br />You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. <br />Terrorists masterminds.<br />Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?<br />They’re not masterminds.<br />“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”<br />“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”<br />“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”<br /><br />Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time. <br />Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? <br />Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.<br />An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.<br />The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.<br />“How’d you get through it grandpa?”<br />“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”<br /><br />Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.<br />I’ll sit at a drive thru. <br />I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.<br />Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. <br />You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!<br />Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.<br /><br />Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.<br />Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?<br />Of course not.<br />You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,<br />“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”<br /><br />We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,<br />but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.<br />There are homeless people everywhere.<br />This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.<br />I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.<br />And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.<br />Why am I judging this poor bastard.<br />People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.<br />Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?<br />Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.<br />I walked behind this guy the other day. <br />A homeless guy asked him for money.<br />He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.<br />People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.<br />This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.<br />Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.<br />I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.<br />I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.<br />Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:17983 2004-11-24T12:27:29Z 2004-11-24T12:27:29Z How to tell if your girl/boyfriend REALLY likes you <br /><br />WHEN THEY SAY...<br />when a girl says..."you are so cute"<br />she means..."you are little boy cute"<br />when a girl says..."I'm not as pretty as her"<br />she means..."you better tell me I'm prettier than <br />her"<br /><br />when a girl says..."what are you doing this <br />weekend?"<br />she means..."lets hang out this weekend"<br /><br />when a girl says..."ice cream sounds so good <br />right <br />now"<br />she means..."get your ass to dairy queen and buy <br />me some damn ice cream"<br /><br />when a guy says..."You look really good"<br />he means..."I want you"<br /><br />when a guy says..."how's your friend doing"<br />he means..."she's hot"<br /><br />when a guy says..."you're beautiful"<br />he means..."you're beautiful"<br /><br />when a guy says..."are your parents going to be <br />home?"<br />he means..."I wanna do something naughty"<br /><br />when a guy says..."I love you"<br />he means..."I love you, or I wanna do you"<br /><br />READING THE BODY LANGUAGE<br />when a girl:<br />touches your shoulder, she means....you are my <br />friend<br />touches your back, she means...whoa, have you <br />been working out?<br />touches your stomach, she means...I want you bad<br />gazes into your eyes, she means...I'm falling in <br />love with you<br />plays with her hair, she means...you turn me on<br />won't make eye contact, she means...I lied<br />cries, she means...I'm afraid I'm losing you<br />laughs, she means...you make me happy<br />smiles, she means...I like things the way they are<br /><br />when a guy:<br />touches your shoulder, he means....you're my pal<br />touches your back, he means...I want you<br />touches your stomach, he means...I wanna make <br />luv to ya<br />gazes into your eyes, he means...I wonder what <br />you're thinking<br />plays with his hair, he means...I know I'm hot<br />won't make eye contact, he means...I've been a <br />dog<br />cries, he means...I'm trying to make you feel sorry<br />laughs, he means...this is great<br />smiles, he means...I'm happy with you<br /><br />READING THE CLOTHES<br />if a girl...<br />wears flare pants, it means...I'm cute and I know it<br />baggy jeans, it means...I have something to hide<br />wranglers, it means...check me out<br />dress, it means...I am beautiful<br />short skirt, it means...check out my a$$<br />t-shirt, it means...I am comfortable around you<br />tank-top, it means...I want you to notice me<br />high platform shoes, it means...watch out! future <br />spice girl<br />sandals, it means...I have confidence<br />running shoes, it means...I don't care what you <br />think<br /><br />if a guy...<br />wears tommy jeans, it means...damn, I know I be <br />pimpin' it<br />tight jeans, it means...look at my package<br />loose fit jeans, it means...I know what the ladies <br />like<br />flannel button up shirt, it means...I'm trying to <br />impress you<br />wifebeater, it means...Look at my muscles<br />sandals, it means...I'm comfortable with who I am<br />running shoes, it means...I'm into sports<br /><br />COLORS TALK<br />when you go out with someone,weather it's a lover <br />or even a friend, the colors of their clothing can <br />determine many things...<br /><br />girls:<br />pink: I'm going to play with you<br />blue: I know you want me<br />green: I'm mellow<br />red: Romantic feelings<br />black: I'm a dark mystery that you can't figure out<br />orange: I'm hungry<br />yellow: I have to be the center of attention<br /><br />boys:<br />pink: fag<br />blue: sexy<br />green: jock<br />red: I want you<br />black: I'm hiding something<br />orange: you make me wanna puke<br />yellow: strive for attention urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:17906 2004-11-24T12:22:06Z 2004-11-24T12:22:06Z HOW TO TELL IF A GUY LIKES A GIRL:<br /><br />1. The guy will try to make you laugh. <br />2. He'll flirt with you when he can.<br />3. He might try to show off around you.<br />4. He'll help you out, if you ask for it.<br />5. He'll stick up for you when you need it most.<br />6. He'll be friendly to you and all your friends.<br />7. He might call you for no good reason.<br />8. He might make fun of you, in a joking way.<br />9. He'll tell you that you did good, even if you did <br />horrible.<br />10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on <br />his face.<br /><br />HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES A GUY:<br /><br />1. The girl will laugh at all your jokes. <br />2. She'll stare at you with a smile on her face.<br />3. She'll ask you who you like, continuously.<br />4. She might try to make you jealous.<br />5. She'll beg that you do everything for her.<br />6. She might start talking to your friends.<br />7. She'll talk to you about the different varieties of <br />guys.<br />8. She'll always seem to be talking about how nice <br />you are.<br />9. She'll always be flirting with every other guy <br />except you.<br />10. She'll always ask what to do in a bad situation. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:17299 2004-11-21T08:38:12Z 2004-11-21T08:38:12Z linggo na naman. at sa kasamaang palad eh wala pa rin akong libro hanggang ngaun sa microbiology. hindi pa rin pumapasok dun. hinahanap na daw ako ng teacher namin, haha. gusto kong kumain ng lasagna. bilan mo nga ako. kain tau. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:17135 2004-11-15T16:03:33Z 2004-11-15T16:03:33Z mahirap palang malayo sa lugar na kinalakhan mo <br />na. namimiss ko si aling baby at ang kanyang mga <br />tsitsiriya, si pipe na siyang taga-taya ng lotto sa <br />lahat ng mga bahay sa street namen at siya ring <br />taga-walis kapag makalat ang kalsada. si ninang <br />rhoda at ang kanyang walangkamatayang <br />ham&egg sandwich na paborito kong bilhin sa <br />kanya. si tso bebeng ang kalbong kapitbahay <br />namin na malayong kamag-anak na laging umiihi <br />sa pader ng bahay nila. si angelo ang anak ni <br />ninang rhoda na makulit at madaldal. si tya elena <br />ang may-ari ng giftshop/tindahan na binibilhan ko <br />ng load dati nung may cellphone pa ako. ang pan <br />de manila dahil sa kanilang mga pandesal. ang <br />andoks na lagi kong binibilhan ng ****. ang KC, <br />ang lumang supermarket na mas matanda pa yata <br />sa akin na lagi kong pinupuntahan. ang waiting <br />shed dahil sa lagi kong pagtayo dito sa tuwing <br />papasok ako sa eskwela.<br />ang tapat ng boggs, na isa pang favorite spot ko <br />habang nag-aantay ng fx at pawisin pati kili-kili. <br />at higit sa lahat, nami-miss ko ang bubungan <br />namin na tinatambayan ko kapag gusto kong <br />mapag-isa. hmp. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:16830 2004-11-14T13:31:16Z 2004-11-14T13:31:16Z may bago akong libro. FOUCAULT'S PENDULUM ni UMBERTO ECO. haha. di ko matapos tapos. busy eh. haha urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:16466 2004-11-12T16:32:31Z 2004-11-12T16:32:31Z aba teka. buong linggong ito, napakaraming subjects na ang di ko pinasukan. sarap kasing mag-M.U. eh. hahaha. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:plasticshit:16175 2004-11-07T15:37:29Z 2004-11-07T15:37:29Z makulit ang sipon. paulit-ulit--pabalik-balik. sadya nga yatang ipinagkalulong na ako ng sarili kong ilong. bakit hindi na gumaling ang nangunguhog kong ilong. tuseran-- sabi ng nanay ko uminom ako ng tuseran forte na uwi/dekwat ng tatay ko mula sa pinagtatrabahuhan niya, palibhasa marami naman daw. oo nga naman, panalo--isang kahon. pero puro sample not for sale. kung lalong lumala ang sipon ko baka sisihin pa ako ng duktor sa pag-inom ko ng gamot na sampol nat por seyl. eh wala eh palibhasa libre--san ka pa? kaya nga un ang inirerecomenda sa akin ng aking ina. "sige" sabi ko. wala namang mawawala. pati sipon ko nga hindi na nawala. malay ko kung epektib ung tuseran pero no choice na eh. kaysa naman na pumasok ako nang tumutulo ang uhug ko. badtrip ang sipon.. laging may kasamang plema. buong araw na lang eh para akong kotse na nagiistart ng engine nya sa tuwing dudura ako ng plema. kung iipunin ko lang ang mga plema ko siguro makakapuno ako ng isang pitsel, ayos--pineapple juice.&nbsp; kaya ito lang ang masasabi ko... tinalo ng uhog ang kulangot.