okay, it has been years since i last logged in to this site and i am pretty amazed that my profile/blog page is still here.. yipee..aKo Ay:  amused |
ako si patay na bata....
joseph : ampz
joseph : ahehe
joseph : woi
joseph : san kau naun?
joseph : ungas
xXxpataynabataxXx: EXCEL KAMI NI BHEL
joseph : reply
xXxpataynabataxXx: WALA TITSER EH
joseph : a..
joseph : astig
joseph : kmi d2 kmi naun sa comp lab namin eh
joseph : ksama ko cna shan at ung mga bagong prensyips ko pare
joseph : aheheh
joseph : ungas
joseph : kwen2
xXxpataynabataxXx: SINO SI SHAN?
xXxpataynabataxXx: CHIX?
joseph : shane ungas
xXxpataynabataxXx: ahhh...
joseph : ungas
xXxpataynabataxXx: si shane
joseph : bagal mo mag reply ah
xXxpataynabataxXx: hi shane!
joseph : ala nma
xXxpataynabataxXx: gumagawa ako proyekto
joseph : ah
joseph : ahehehehe
joseph : pare
joseph : dalamin nio naman ako d2
joseph : ako lng dumadalaw jan eh
joseph : tsk tsk tsk
xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, pag may uras
joseph : ampz
joseph : bat ako?? kit alang oras pnta ako jan pare
xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, cge daw sabi ni vhel
xXxpataynabataxXx: bhe;
xXxpataynabataxXx: bhel
joseph : pramis yan pare ah\
xXxpataynabataxXx: ampz, lecheng keyboard
xXxpataynabataxXx: oo daw
xXxpataynabataxXx: miss j
xXxpataynabataxXx: miss ka na daw ni bhel
joseph : miss ku n din kau pare
joseph : ampz kau eh
joseph : d kau dumadalaw
joseph : ungas
xXxpataynabataxXx: hehehe, dalaw tau trinity nakauniporme
xXxpataynabataxXx: kaya mo>?
BUZZ!!!
joseph : uo nog
joseph : sa june punta tlga ako dun
joseph : pag may id at uniform na ako pare
joseph : para mag kaalaman na
joseph : ahehehehehehe
joseph : stooog
xXxpataynabataxXx: stuuuuuug
joseph : aheheheaKo Ay:  busy |
online na naman ako
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January is now over, and what a roller coaster ride it was! Early on in the month we made the huge announcement that Six Apart bought LiveJournal. The week after the announcement LiveJournal suffered a major power loss at its colocation facility (We're still fuming about it, but we're working to make sure we're better prepared if it happens again). The following week a bunch of us employees flew down to San Francisco to meet our new coworkers and to check out our new office. As you can see, January was unusually busy for us ;-p
So, after meeting the new company, dealing with power loss and maintenance issues, and fixing up small bugs throughout, this month didn't leave us a lot of time to work on new or improved features. We did add a new statistics report to all pages served through the Express Lane that shows you the time saved in loading pages. We also worked on comment spam issues: anonymous comments now have all URLs un-linkified, and we pledged support for adding "rel=nofollow" to unknown links with Google.
In ScrapBook news, we nailed down an annoying load balancing bug, which put an end to all of the "MD5 Mismatch" errors people were seeing. Mahlon wrote up a new style called Smoove which you can select for your account on the Your Styles page. As for additional disk space, we're conferring with our new parent company about the prices we originally decided on. Once we're done with that you'll be able to buy blocks of disk space directly from our store.
Sorry about the short status post, we've been so awash in meetings, bug fixes, and trying to move an entire office down south that we haven't been working on our regular schedules. Hopefully the coming months will even out once we're settled down.
I hope you all have a great February!aKo Ay: busy |
january is finally almost over. astig. malapit na ang birthday ko... yehey, mage-eighteen na ako.aKo Ay:  anxious 'o KaY sArAp PaKiNgGaN nG: Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams |
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glutaphos : para daw sa memorya.. memory enhancer kumbaga.. Glutamic acid ..... 325 mg; Dicalcium phosphate ..... 200 mg; Thiamine hydrochloride ..... 5 mg; Vitamin B ..... 10 mcg. kung gumana di ko alam. nakalimutan ko pa rin ung mga inaral ko.
red bull : energy drink daw.. supreme tong nabili ko. astigin-- extra strength. Calories ..... 110; Total fat ..... 0 g; Sodium ..... 240 mg; Total Carbohydrates ..... 26 g; Sugar ..... 26 g; Protein ..... less than 1 g. malupit to lalo akong inantok... eh insomiac ako. kala ko ba energy drink to?
marlborro lights : pampalipas oras... pamparelax.. Nicotina ..... 99%; papel ..... 1%. eto, wala ako masabi, kaya siguro di tumalab ung glutaphos, dahil dito.
isa lang ang natuklasan ko--mahirap mag-review kapag di ka interesado sa inaaral mo...
Jan. 26th, 2005 @ 11:56 pm
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For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once, unafraid I can go where life leads me
Somehow I know I'll be strong
For once I can touch what my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew ohh
Someone warm like you
Would make my dream come true yeah yeah yeah
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before
For once I have something I know won't desert me
I'm not alone anymore
For once I can say "This is mine, you can't take
it!"
Long as I know I have love I can make it
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
For once I can feel that somebody's heard my plea
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Jan. 9th, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
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| » happy new year... |
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../.,
Dec. 30th, 2004 @ 03:23 pm
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| » para sa mga nasalanta ng tsunami sa timog asya... |
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isang kandila, tanda ng isang pag-asa
Dec. 27th, 2004 @ 07:14 pm
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| » the christmas aftermath |
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december 26, putangina ina sa wakas tapos na ang pasko. ang araw ni kristo.
Dec. 26th, 2004 @ 12:36 pm
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| » MERRY CHRISTMAS... |
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Dec. 24th, 2004 @ 06:32 pm
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| » nakikidalamhati |
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Para sa pagpanaw ng isang hari, isang kandila.
Dec. 22nd, 2004 @ 12:41 pm
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| » sa wakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss!!! after weeks of lonely absences.... i am back once again. |
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finally, nakapag-reformat na ako at nadownload ko na ulit itong livejournal client ko... shet. namiss ko to,.. big night na mamaya. astig. eat-and-drink-all-you-can buffet na ito. haha. badtrip wala ako magawa. at sa wakas gawa na rin ang internet namin...
Dec. 22nd, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
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| » tanginang titser namin yan gusto kong turuan ng leksiyon sa english |
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di siya marunong mag-ingles. mali mali. kaya wala ako matutunan sa klase niya at gusto ko ng i-drop ung subject na iyun.
Dec. 5th, 2004 @ 01:06 pm
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| » ang ulam naman isang linggo nang inuulit |
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badtrip umay na umay na ako sa hamonado na ulam namen na isang linggon nang iniinit. sawang sawa na ako, badtrip. wala na bang iba?
Dec. 5th, 2004 @ 01:02 pm
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| » No Classes day 2 |
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friday na at wala pa ring pasok dahil sa bagyo. astig. ang saya. sira ang computer namen nagluluko. badtrip. shet.
Dec. 3rd, 2004 @ 12:58 pm
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| » bakit walang nagsabi sa akin na walang pasok? hmp. *fishy fishy* |
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masaya to. gumising ako ng pagkaaga-aga para
lang datnan ang gate ng trinity na nakasara at
walang tao sa loob. pero ok lang dahil maraming
katulad ko na huli sa balita na akala ay may pasok
din. nagsayang lang ako ng 100 Php sa
pamasahe. sana lagi na lang transport strike para
naeexercise ko ang aking pagiging likas na tanga.
Nov. 25th, 2004 @ 07:58 pm
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this is from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) evade_neptune:
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”
We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.
Nov. 25th, 2004 @ 07:54 pm
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How to tell if your girl/boyfriend REALLY likes you
WHEN THEY SAY...
when a girl says..."you are so cute"
she means..."you are little boy cute"
when a girl says..."I'm not as pretty as her"
she means..."you better tell me I'm prettier than
her"
when a girl says..."what are you doing this
weekend?"
she means..."lets hang out this weekend"
when a girl says..."ice cream sounds so good
right
now"
she means..."get your ass to dairy queen and buy
me some damn ice cream"
when a guy says..."You look really good"
he means..."I want you"
when a guy says..."how's your friend doing"
he means..."she's hot"
when a guy says..."you're beautiful"
he means..."you're beautiful"
when a guy says..."are your parents going to be
home?"
he means..."I wanna do something naughty"
when a guy says..."I love you"
he means..."I love you, or I wanna do you"
READING THE BODY LANGUAGE
when a girl:
touches your shoulder, she means....you are my
friend
touches your back, she means...whoa, have you
been working out?
touches your stomach, she means...I want you bad
gazes into your eyes, she means...I'm falling in
love with you
plays with her hair, she means...you turn me on
won't make eye contact, she means...I lied
cries, she means...I'm afraid I'm losing you
laughs, she means...you make me happy
smiles, she means...I like things the way they are
when a guy:
touches your shoulder, he means....you're my pal
touches your back, he means...I want you
touches your stomach, he means...I wanna make
luv to ya
gazes into your eyes, he means...I wonder what
you're thinking
plays with his hair, he means...I know I'm hot
won't make eye contact, he means...I've been a
dog
cries, he means...I'm trying to make you feel sorry
laughs, he means...this is great
smiles, he means...I'm happy with you
READING THE CLOTHES
if a girl...
wears flare pants, it means...I'm cute and I know it
baggy jeans, it means...I have something to hide
wranglers, it means...check me out
dress, it means...I am beautiful
short skirt, it means...check out my a$$
t-shirt, it means...I am comfortable around you
tank-top, it means...I want you to notice me
high platform shoes, it means...watch out! future
spice girl
sandals, it means...I have confidence
running shoes, it means...I don't care what you
think
if a guy...
wears tommy jeans, it means...damn, I know I be
pimpin' it
tight jeans, it means...look at my package
loose fit jeans, it means...I know what the ladies
like
flannel button up shirt, it means...I'm trying to
impress you
wifebeater, it means...Look at my muscles
sandals, it means...I'm comfortable with who I am
running shoes, it means...I'm into sports
COLORS TALK
when you go out with someone,weather it's a lover
or even a friend, the colors of their clothing can
determine many things...
girls:
pink: I'm going to play with you
blue: I know you want me
green: I'm mellow
red: Romantic feelings
black: I'm a dark mystery that you can't figure out
orange: I'm hungry
yellow: I have to be the center of attention
boys:
pink: fag
blue: sexy
green: jock
red: I want you
black: I'm hiding something
orange: you make me wanna puke
yellow: strive for attention
Nov. 24th, 2004 @ 08:27 pm
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HOW TO TELL IF A GUY LIKES A GIRL:
1. The guy will try to make you laugh.
2. He'll flirt with you when he can.
3. He might try to show off around you.
4. He'll help you out, if you ask for it.
5. He'll stick up for you when you need it most.
6. He'll be friendly to you and all your friends.
7. He might call you for no good reason.
8. He might make fun of you, in a joking way.
9. He'll tell you that you did good, even if you did
horrible.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on
his face.
HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES A GUY:
1. The girl will laugh at all your jokes.
2. She'll stare at you with a smile on her face.
3. She'll ask you who you like, continuously.
4. She might try to make you jealous.
5. She'll beg that you do everything for her.
6. She might start talking to your friends.
7. She'll talk to you about the different varieties of
guys.
8. She'll always seem to be talking about how nice
you are.
9. She'll always be flirting with every other guy
except you.
10. She'll always ask what to do in a bad situation.
Nov. 24th, 2004 @ 08:21 pm
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